Straight up,well done Korea.
But i put it you readers there was a little assistance from officials.
Fifa can be so cunning when they try.
What a market the asian is ,huge.I
It was all most fool proof.Whichever Asian nation comes up against Italy"just give them a bit of asssistance".Perfect as in the past,Italy always cry foul when knocked out of any competition.Who's going to notice,
So then they come up against Spain.Poor or corrupt decisions for all to see.Shame on the authorities.
If only Australia had a bigger market,we could directly qualify through our wins over Tonga and fiji.
.Cannot wait till the next.Hopefully married with a child on the way by then.

Soccder last week was great.We had to newy's come along Sara and Karen.Hopefully they will come for weeks to come.
Unfortunately were losinf the man known as Fish.Paul has been in there week in week out,star performer and will be missed.
He's off to sydney and we wish him all the best.Good luck Fish.

Beau and myself are planning to go to Saudi to make our fortune.will let you know more.

Marion street newtown has a house of love at the minute.this site would like to congratulate the coming together of B.simpson and N.crouch, and Gabs and dean are still going strong.Love is a beautiful thing.

Now as i write young Nobo ans Sammy D have moved in .There cappuchino machine will be greatly used for anyone who would like to come around .Theres a tonne of seting and tables.Bring on summer.So theres going to be a lot of love in this house hold in the shape of 4 strapping young men,for any eligible ladies out there.
Anyways theres fifa 20002 tobhe played ,don't lose the faith as i have a great story about a patient who spread blood faecaLmatter and urine around the room,oh and he got it on the curtains. so stay tuned viewers.

posted by Simon Jessop at 7:58 PM

batcavers dont despair theres a huge world cup rap cominmg,i just dont have time today .tomorrow after work it will be done.
posted by Simon Jessop at 1:46 PM

DON'T LOSE THE FAITH VIEWERS,I KNOW I HAVE NOT WRITTEN IN AGES.iV'E been down in sydney for everyones favorite psychiatrists bithyday,Bretto turned 29 the other week.Happy birthday you star.What better way to spend it than bopping out at the Newtown jets footaball club.(were two schooies and one lemon rusky = 7 or 9 dollars,can't remember cheap as though,get there.)
Vic im sure will be having nightmares about his set.But who cares ,with all the passiion and good spirirt he puts into the swarm parties.Whens the next one.
A big thank you to bozzie for the episode in the car,if it wasn't for your macguyver like preparedness(if that is a word) that pillage would have been los tin the recesses of your car for next owner to devour(always remember don't cut the blue wire,bozzie).Keen to see those photos.
Big bigups to gabs for picking up and having a shagathon,while the rest of us had businessas usual(ie there being a permanent public holiday to all traders.)
I'll digress,a source close to the batcave has come up with some funny euphamisms for digitally pleasuring a lady
1)digital disco
2)dialling "O" on the pink telephone
3)."roughin up the suspect".love this one.

anyways back to gabs and her kiwi lover.good bloke by the way.a true gentleman.
Question:hwhat was found on the floor of her bedroom,post her leaving for his house the next day
a)a sighned copy of george michaels latest compilation
b)two used condoms
c)a dolphin teddy bear with a discreet hole ripped out were an orifice should be
d)nothing of note.
All will be revealed next week.
Will return tomorrow with tales of the weekend soccer game.An depth conversation with simon j about that free kick he took ,just outside the area to get the game rolling.
I talk about joels side of the foot volley into the back of the net,after receivng an inch perfect pass from inside his own half.A wrap up of the scores, formations and general performances ;and some other shit too.(or is it to.i really need to goback to school).

As kerry packer says"thanks for your company".
Bye
posted by Simon Jessop at 12:08 PM

I recently acquired the last 2 episodes of that show "V" if anyine wants to watch them.The show has it's very own the Kevin Bacon if you can't get Kevin Bacon and a sublime piece of work by Michael Ironside.
posted by Simon Jessop at 8:12 PM

arsenal have won the double.Liverpool have a good chance of coming second,therefore avoiding the qualifying round of the champs league.
posted by Simon Jessop at 8:09 PM

question_Greg and Tim go to their local tennis club and play 3 tennis matches.Both win and lose an equal number of matches.How is this possible,given that you cannot have draw in a tennis match?
posted by Simon Jessop at 8:08 PM

Loser of the month :goessssss to that deadbeat PETER on Big brother.He's such a fucken loser.Trying to win the sympathy vote with his hang dog expression.With such winning lines like"mock me then,go on mock me" after he's just said and known he's said something completely dumb ass.Peter you're a fuckwit. The cockknocker went on to say how Turkan leaving was like when his dad died.Good one shithead. Other notable quotes such as"it's like my dad used to say,only a fuckhead doesn't cry". I think what he actually said was" don't cry ,fuck head".Peter this household has made a considerable investment in getting you kicked out,so fuck off.
posted by Simon Jessop at 8:01 PM

The answer is ,the guy is dumb ,not deaf,so he can here the show.and he communicates with sign language to his sister.crazy eh.
posted by Simon Jessop at 7:53 PM

Question:A man who is dunb goes to the opera one evening.He finds his seat in the stalls and waits for the opera to begin.When the opera commences he really enjoys the music and afterwards goes home and tells his sister all about it.How is this possible?
posted by Simon Jessop at 7:44 PM

Awaiting dates for the up coming Audiophile shows.
posted by Simon Jessop at 7:41 PM

HOOPER will be playing FRIDAY 10 MAY at the Cambridge Hotel.With them will be The Lucksmiths and Boyracer.
Should be a fanatical fantazmical array for the senses.There will be 3 bands for the ears,Booze for the taste buds,a rip roaring musical perfomance also for the eyes,and not to mention all the university ladies out and flying about.Hugs of many friends for the touch or in we go to the Great Northern a punch in the head is not far away.The smell of sweaty band boys for the other sense.Have I missed any.
posted by Simon Jessop at 7:40 PM

Theres no time for the satan story at the minute,but it involves a tongue so large and bulbous ,and the length of the thing.Frightning ,eyes redder than an alcholics inflamed cheeks.
posted by Simon Jessop at 7:32 PM

Tune in tommorrow and learn how i nursed satan or one of his type at a local nursing home.
posted by Simon Jessop at 9:58 PM

Tune in tommorrow and learn how i nursed satan or one of his type at a local nursing home.
posted by Simon Jessop at 9:58 PM

Gabbagoose i understand you could not make it over for the porn drop off.Now i have this unresolved tick in my eye.The hype the promises of naughty mags does that to me.

Soccer this week lets get organised.Bring partners and or lovers,we numbers.Gunning are you in?.We have the usual suspects sammy steve marcus ,jessup fish .joel(right boot) noble are you in?
posted by Simon Jessop at 9:57 PM

Anyone who went out on Wednesday night and went to the Mercury bar would been in for a great rendition of "Run to paradise" mixed with gold coast tech stylins.Fuck me,Why.
posted by Simon Jessop at 7:39 PM